10 Internet Phenomena I wish would go away

1. Twitter
        I use it but I still don’t understand why it’s there, why people are so interested in it? No one has been able to explain to me either. It just seems like legalised stalking.

2. Digg
        I have never used it, I don’t even pretend to be cool enough to understand it, it just seems like another popularity contest.

3. Second Life
        For people who have no 1st life.
4. World of Warcraft
        I became a WoW Widow for an entire year whilst my partner played about 12 hours a day. I HATE this game
5. Facebook
        What you get when you cross a Computer Virus with a High-School reunion. I use it but I'm still sceptical of it.

6. Every other Social Networking site.
        I'm a member of about 5, Friendster, MySpace, Bebo, Where in the World are you, Windows Live. Same shit different smell.

7. Pay for Porn Sites….
        You Porn and Red Tube for the win.
8. Trolls.
        Get a fucking life. Nuff Said.
9. People who insist on using SMS Speak when they have a perfectly good keyboard in front of them.
        YOU HAVE A KEYBOARD, YOU ARE NOT LIMITED ON CHARACTERS!
10. Chk ChK Boom Girl
        Die Now Please.